°v°

Kelsey is a KOOL CAT. get it? kc :0

superimposition

kitty cat

kool cop

hey sweetie baby soviet can i play operation barbarossa with you in bed tonite :0

Anonymous

eh…I think you have drank too much vodka, comrade…

sovietcreepypasta:

Every time Russian exhales, little bit of Vodka escapes. Smart Russian always inhales Vodka back before anyone else gets to Vodka. Almost.

Ever fog up mirror with breath? Don’t do that. Reflection is gypsy and will try to steal Vodka. Hit his head with pipe and collect tears.

#vodka

windatyourfeels:

squeakchic:

lurkingjello:

hipstarliner:

mademoisellegush:

kats-in-space:

elasticitymudflap:

charlie-gay:

look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

i like the booty

I’m trying to make sprites again

cariboured:

She reminds me of my Kelseycakes…

she’s a million times prettier

Neko